corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel"

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

cantstopwontstopgrovin:

Sun: [explodes and destroys all life on earth and in the galaxy]

Me: [Still jamming to Shake It Off]

(Source: baelor)

All of your fans from around the world want to wish you a very happy 22nd birthday! We hope your day is filled with nothing but happiness and joy. ♥ 

(Source: nemijovatos)

eyesopen:

me every two minutes: MY EX-MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIENDDD SHE’S LIKE OH MY GOD BUT I’M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT TO THE FELLAAA OVER THERE WITH THE HELLAA GOOD HAIRRR WON’T YOU COME ON OVER BABY WE COULD SHAKE SHAKE SHAKEEEE

costalies:

i was singing zayns high note from you & i and my mom asked me if i was okay

(Source: lyricsandlife)